Saturday, April 26, 2008

LAST Cambridge Realty



Dear First Cambridge Realty,

There are some items we must discuss. I'm writing because you never call back. Ever.

Hot water included typically means that you actually need to turn that hot water heater pump on. I know it's there because I saw it downstairs when I was cramming my bike in between the others' on the bike rack. Sidebar, I'm not sure why each bike had a torn-out piece of paper saying "please do not take" attached to it. Please explain.

And finally, it's 2008. You know all that empirical-based research stating that second-hand cigarette smoke IS bad for you? It's true. And it's seeping in through the electrical outlets. And I'm concerned for the life of my Christmas cactus, as well as our own.

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